Hockey players are well trained to never say anything that their opponents could use as bulletin-board material, and that’s especially true for a Kings team that has largely taken on coach Darryl Sutter’s personality. They treat the appearance of a camera or notepad like the critical hand of a high-stakes poker game; they’d probably do every interview wearing hoods and oversize sunglasses if the NHL would let them.
Matt Greene prefaced every answer with a long pause that suggested he was mentally compiling and ranking a list of the dumbest questions he’d heard all week. Jeff Carter answers are so laconic that I’d start referring to his spot on the podium as Dry Island if that weren’t already taken. And when it comes to doing interviews, I’m not completely convinced that Quick is even technically alive.—Awesome bit from McIndoe’s latest [x] (via so-hockey-eh)
7/16/14: Totally paying attention [X]ETA: Upped the quality, fixed some of the text.
Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.
This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.
The Tazer Moonwalk, back view
Tyler Seguin gets love taps from his teammates after his hat trick against the Florida Panthers [x]
I would sell my soul in exchange for the fitness of injured players.
because he’s the hero Hockeytown deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
8/11/14: Andrew Shaw doing the Ice Bucket Challenge [X]